Things That... Just No

9:12 am 23 April 2017

Self explanatory, man.

 

1. Zombie Romance

 

    Impractical, if nothing else. Also, ick.

 

2. Sparkling Vampires

 

     If your boyfriend sparkles, he's a dancer, not a vampire.

 

3.  Bollywood

 

     The other things here borderline offend me, but this just puzzles the hell out of me. I love musicals, but there are limits. Bollywood disagrees, leading to cyberpunk musicals, among other puzzling specimens.

 

4.  Highlander Knock-Offs

 

     Can we have an official remake, if only to get rid of the 800 "Scottish Immortal Romance" books that come out every year? Please?

 

5.  Female-Led UF Where the Man Takes Charge

 

     NO.