Self explanatory, man.
1. Zombie Romance
Impractical, if nothing else. Also, ick.
2. Sparkling Vampires
If your boyfriend sparkles, he's a dancer, not a vampire.
The other things here borderline offend me, but this just puzzles the hell out of me. I love musicals, but there are limits. Bollywood disagrees, leading to cyberpunk musicals, among other puzzling specimens.
4. Highlander Knock-Offs
Can we have an official remake, if only to get rid of the 800 "Scottish Immortal Romance" books that come out every year? Please?
5. Female-Led UF Where the Man Takes Charge