Things That... Just No

Self explanatory, man.


1. Zombie Romance


    Impractical, if nothing else. Also, ick.


2. Sparkling Vampires


     If your boyfriend sparkles, he's a dancer, not a vampire.


3.  Bollywood


     The other things here borderline offend me, but this just puzzles the hell out of me. I love musicals, but there are limits. Bollywood disagrees, leading to cyberpunk musicals, among other puzzling specimens.


4.  Highlander Knock-Offs


     Can we have an official remake, if only to get rid of the 800 "Scottish Immortal Romance" books that come out every year? Please?


5.  Female-Led UF Where the Man Takes Charge